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Whether you’re a business owner, freelancer or service provider…

STOP Getting
Frustrated by YEYE Customers and Clients!

Copy & Paste These 7 'Remote Control'
DM Scripts to Trigger Cash-Ready Replies &
Flip Ghosted Chats Into "Send Your
Account Details Now!"

(Already Being Used by Over 750+ Clever Nigerian Entrepreneurs…)

Even if your DM is filled with: 

  • Skeptical Clients or Customers,

  • "I'll get back to you" FAKE promises and 

  • Customers who waste your entire day deciding and then VANISH.

January 12th, 2023. 2:09 AM.

That was EXACTLY when it happened...

After spending nearly half a decade rotting hopelessly in one wretched room with ZERO achievements in my career and a disgraceful bank account balance…

A complete stranger from Colorado (USA) wired ₦1,000,000 to my Gtb.

You know the craziest thing?

25 minutes before this man asked for my account details…

He NEVER knew I existed!

No contact, no online engagement whatsoever.

Now he wants to press ₦1M💀

AS HOW?

Today, I still provide market research services for his 9-figure Agency. 

Meanwhile that is just one testimony.

My fellow Nigerian, 

This had nothing to do with my 'reputation' because I had NONE.

BUT there was a specific messaging framework that drew his attention.

And now, 

I'm giving you those EXACT scripts that changed my life.

If you’re reading this now, 

You’ve probably had this frustrating experience repeating itself:

"Customers and Clients keep saying 'Let me think about it...I'll get back to you...'

BUT THEY NEVER RETURN!"

Those were my exact words...

They would interrogate me about my services as if I was a crime suspect...

But when the time came to actually PAY...

CRICKETS💀

Almost. Every. Single. Time.

I felt like a glorified customer service rep. working for FREE.

Hopelessly responding to messages from morning till night...

Explaining myself over and over...

Being desperately polite and 'customer-friendly'...

Only to watch my prospects vanish into thin air at the end of the day.

My DMs were FLOODED but my bank account was DRY AF.

Sounds familiar?

I would just stare at my phone screen in disappointment and disgust.

But I never knew there was a missing link responsible for this premium shege my eye was seeing:

Because…

THE PROBLEM WASN'T WHAT I WAS SELLING. 

THE PROBLEM WAS MY MESSAGES.

Here's What I Discovered That Night...

While I was busy typing risky replies...

Allowing potential clients control every conversation in the name of politeness...

The smart sellers were using SECRET SCRIPTS that made their customers BEG to buy from them.

Scripts so powerful that:

✅Time-wasters became serious buyers

✅Price objections turned into immediate payments

✅"Let me think about it" became "Send your account details NOW"

And once I discovered these utterly compelling script patterns...

Everything changed.

Within 29 days of using them:

I began to get messages like these:

My Name Is Paschal...

And I'm about to save you from the HELL I lived in for 5 years.

▶ The hell of having your DMs flooded with interested customers who never buy ANYTHING.

▶ The hell of reaching out to potential clients and never hearing back.

▶ The hell of getting ghosted because you unknowingly said something that chased them away. 

I know you've been there:

You post your products and services online...

People start asking questions immediately.

Your DMs start beeping with questions.

You think "Finally! This is it!"

You spend HOURS trying to make your case...

Being patient with difficult clients...

Explaining every detail about why they should choose you...

Answering the same question 50 times...

Only to end the day with Low sales, ZERO Clients, and a phone battery that died from overtyping.

Meanwhile…

🛑YOUR RENT IS STILL UNPAID. 

🛑YOUR FAMILY IS STILL ASKING FOR MONEY.

🛑YOUR BUSINESS EXPENSES ARE STILL PENDING ON YOUR NECK.

That frustration can drive one INSANE!

But here's what nobody tells you...

Those 'Interested' Folks Aren't Really The Problem...

YOUR MESSAGES ARE!

Every day, millions of Nigerian business owners make the SAME deadly mistakes:

❌Saying "Please check your DM" (Generic!)

❌Having NO tactical follow-up (Customers forgotten!)

❌Not knowing how to handle price objections (Sales killer!)

❌Competing on ‘price’ instead of ‘value’ (Race to the bottom!)

❌Accepting "I'm still thinking about it" as a final answer (Money lost!)

❌Starting with "Good morning sir/ma, hope you're doing well" (Boring!)

❌Being too polite and letting customers control the conversation (Weak!)

Meanwhile, 

The sellers who are making MILLIONS every month are using completely different scripts.

🟢Scripts based on PSYCHOLOGY, not politeness.

🟢Scripts that make customers feel COMPELLED to buy, not pressured.

🟢Scripts that turn objections into opportunities and time-wasters into instant buyers.

And today...

I'm going to give you every LAST one of them in an exclusive, 'copy & paste' cheat sheet which I have thoroughly tested and perfected for 3 years...

A simple remote-control chat sequence that will bring a disruptive END to all your customer stress and client frustration.

One that can make selling to ANYONE in your DMs effortless!

I fondly call it…

The Viral ₦2K
Social Media
Cash Script

Guess what?


One Agbero in Ojuelegba JUST spent TRIPLE of that amount on Erujeje and highness and you can bet he's gonna do it all over again tomorrow with his FULL chest!


But I digress. 


MEANWHILE...


This might just be that ‘urgent ₦2K’ your hustle needs TODAY to start seeing that heavy downpour of prospects who will gladly PAY in ways that'll make you look like an EFCC target.


WHY THIS CHEAP?


I'll be blunt with you,


It saddens me each time I see Nigerians get excited about something they know will definitely improve the quality of their lives but all of a sudden...


They QUIT—


Because they realized they couldn't afford the price. 


Moreover, hasn't T-PAIN already made enough things in this country UNaffordable?


Exactly!


You deserve a fighting chance here!


And after all the mental torture that annoying clients must have put you through over the years...


You deserve to see the kind of results that will put smiles on your face EVERYDAY regardless of your niche or situation.


No excuses.

What You Will Get Inside "The Viral ₦2K Social Media Cash Script"

Script #1: THE OBSESSION OPENER

The psychological message that makes complete strangers feel like you "get them" and want to patronize you immediately. (Fashion sellers using this are closing 7 out of 10 inquiries!)

Script #2: THE GHOST BUSTER

What to send when customers go silent for days. This one message can bring them running back in no time and ready for payment!

Script #3: THE PRICE DEFENDER

The exact words to use when someone says "Your price is too high." Watch them take back their words and align with you within minutes. (This alone is worth ₦50,000)

Script #4: THE AUTHORITY CRUSHER

How to handle clients who are undecided without losing the sale.

Script #5: THE URGENCY CREATOR

Create genuine scarcity that makes customers panic-buy your products. (Use this carefully - it's THAT powerful)

Script #6: THE PAYMENT COLLECTOR

The psychological sequence that gets customers and clients to send payment without feeling pressured or manipulated.

Script #7: THE UPSELL ANGEL

How to make existing customers buy MORE from you. (One Graphics guy used this to double his monthly income!)

And 5 FREE CASH-READY BONUSES!!!

FREE BONUS 1: The DM Objection Killers

Every possible client objection and the EXACT response that turns "No" into "Send your account details!"

This is that crucial point where your choice of words will either get you PAID consistently or GHOSTED forever!

FREE BONUS 2: Status/Story Update Templates That Generate Inquiries

The social media posts that make customers inbox you first asking "How much?" instead of you chasing them!

FREE BONUS 3: The Psychology Behind Every Script

Understand WHY these messages work so you can create your own tailor-made money-making scripts for any situation.

FREE BONUS 4: The Unknown Mistakes Section

Find out some of the common market language blunders you may be using NOW and how it is repelling crucial clients and customers.

FREE BONUS 5: The Stratification Rule

If you practice this rule as a service provider, you will NEVER encounter any real client without getting paid.

But Wait... Let Me Tell You What Makes These Scripts Deadly!

I'm not just giving you some copy-and-paste templates that might stop working next month.

I'm handing you the keys that unlock the ancient PSYCHOLOGY behind customer behavior.

  • Why they buy.
  • Why they object.
  • Why they disappear.

And exactly what to say to make them take action.

Once you understand these triggers, you'll never struggle with stressing people to choose you again.

Whether you're selling:

  • Freelance services
  • Fashion items
  • Consultation
  • Gadgets
  • Courses
  • Food

ANYTHING.

As long as it involves chatting with someone who can pay you for it!

These scripts work because they were built and battle-tested on how the average customer/client makes buying decisions.

It has not changed since stone age.

And it won't change until rapture.

Send Me The Scripts That Will Get Me PAID Now →

I am highly confident that if you follow all the instructions in this script...

It will work for YOU like a TV remote control!

And to further prove my assurance,

If after 29 days you don't see ANY tangible upgrade in your sales or client acquisition results...

DM me DIRECTLY!

I Will Personally Apologize to You for Wasting Your Time and I'll Refund Your Money ASAP!

NO. QUESTIONS. ASKED.

Why am I so cocky?

You see...

Even if the worst happened and it was only one deal this script helped you close...

ONE customer that would have normally told you: 'Erm...I'll get back to you...'

Just one.

This Cash Script would have already PAID for itself in FULL and given you serious change on top!😂

Which means...

It's not even a question of 'should I get this?'

It's a question of:

"Can I afford to keep losing more sales or clients because I didn't grab this cash-ready script today?"

You see,

I’ve spent half a decade losing a lot of serious money by saying rubbish to serious clients. 

I’ve also spent nearly half that time learning directly from some of the greatest sales closers that have walked the surface of this planet.

By PAIN, I know EXACTLY what chases buyers away and what makes them open their bank app.

Now…

Here's What Happens When You Start Using These
Cash Scripts...

Week 1: You'll start seeing responses you've NEVER gotten before. Customers who usually waste your time will start taking you very seriously.

Week 2: Your conversion rate will skyrocket. Instead of 10 inquiries resulting in 1 or 2 sales, you could be closing 6-7 out of every 10 people who message you.

Week 3: You'll start making more money from FEWER inquiries. No more spending all day responding to time-wasters. Just qualified buyers ready to pay.

Week 4: Your friends will start asking "show us the way boss” because the quality of your business—and your life will visibly improve. And you'll just smile.

Week 5: You'll never again end the day with a flooded DM and an empty bank account. Every inquiry becomes a potential sale. Every conversation can become money in your pocket.

At this point...

The only person standing in your way is YOU!

And believe me, it is such a POWERFUL place to be.

29-DAY MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE!🎉

Look, I could easily charge ₦50,000 for these scripts.

In fact,

I know course creators charging ₦100,000 for information that is not half as practical as this.

YES. I bought their courses and watched my money backfire!😂

But I remember what it felt like to struggle and be desperate...

Spending my entire day responding to messages from people who never paid...

Going to bed frustrated and wondering if 'the bag’ was even worth chasing...

That's why I didn’t price this like a GURU

Because every hustle—including yours—deserves a chance!

"Yes I want to Maximize My Sales and Compel More Clients!"

NOW GIVE ME Those Cash Scripts Before I Vex! 😠 →

Meanwhile… This Stupid-Cheap Price Could Skyrocket Any Moment From Now!

Because I'm getting tired of seeing messages like this...
.

In fact,

2 of my friends have already mocked me enough for pricing this so low.

"You SHOULD have added more money on this thing werey!"

And honestly... they’re NOT wrong.

So I can't promise this ₦2K price will stay here indefinitely.

Don't say I didn't warn you. 

E dey be things.

This could be THAT missing link you need to get ahead...

Light years ahead... of everyone else in your niche.

Only if you get it at this laughable 2K price now!

That's ENOUGH! I Want The Scripts That Got You ₦1M+ →

P.S

DO NOT GET THESE SCRIPTS IF:

❌You're looking for "get rich quick" magic

❌You're NOT serious about making money

❌You don't have a product or service to sell 

BUT GET THEM IF:

✅You're frustrated with going in circles financially while others progress

✅You're SICK of customers who ghost you after wasting your time

✅You want every inquiry to end with "send your account details"

✅You need scripts that can work for ANY hustle you're running

✅You're FED UP with busy DMs but a BROKE bank account

I'm Ready to Turn My DMs Into Money NOW! →

P.P.S: 

YOU of all people deserve to succeed in your hustle. 

I know that because of my past struggles.

And the fact that you have read to this point is a sign that you genuinely WANT to stop struggling like that too.

Well here’s your chance.

Take my hand today!

GET BACK Your Ghosted Prospects With These Remote Control Trigger Scripts →

So you can stop getting frustrated and mentally drained out at the end of the day.

Still rotating around one financial spot! 

Remember:

These are the psychological triggers that influence customers and clients TO PAY YOU & pay you on time.

And once you trigger this psychology,

You'll never struggle with chasing customers and clients EVER again.

Just change your script.

Then you can change your story!

Like I did mine!

I wish you all the best as you do so...

See you on the money side!

—Paschal

YES! I'm Getting My
'Cash-Ready' DM Scripts NOW! →
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