Whether you’re a business owner, freelancer or service provider…

STOP Getting Frustrated by Yeye Prospects!

Copy & Paste These 7 ‘Remote Control’ 

DM Scripts to Trigger Instant Replies and Flip Ghosted Chats Into

“Send Your

Bank Details Now!”

(Already Being Used by 500+ Clever Nigerian Entrepreneurs…)

Even if your DM is filled with: 

  • Skeptical Clients,

  • "I'll get back to you" fake promises and 

  • Customers who waste your entire day deciding and then VANISH.

January 12th, 2023. 2:09 AM.

That was EXACTLY when it happened...

After spending nearly half a decade rotting hopelessly in one room with ZERO achievements in my career and a disgraceful bank account balance…

A complete stranger from the USA wired ₦1,000,000 to my Gtb.

You know the craziest thing?

25 minutes before this man asked for my account details…

He NEVER knew I existed!

No contact, no online engagement whatsoever.

Now he wants to press ₦1M💀

AS HOW???

Today, I still provide market research services for his 9-figure Agency. 

And I have worked on so many well-paid projects because of him.

My fellow Nigerian, 

This had nothing to do with 'reputation' because I had NONE.

BUT there was a specific messaging framework that drew his attention.

And now, 

I'm giving you those EXACT scripts that changed my life.

If you’re reading this now, 

You’ve probably had this frustrating experience repeating itself:

"Customers and Clients keep saying 'Let me think about it...I'll get back to you...'

BUT THEY NEVER COME BACK!"

Those were my exact words...

After getting drilled with questions like:

  • “What are your rates for this job”

  • "Can I see any more pictures?"

  • "What's your best price?"

  • "Is this one available?"

  • "Will it work for me?"

But when the time came to actually PAY...

CRICKETS💀

Almost. Every. Single. Time.

I felt like a glorified customer service rep. working for FREE.

Sending and responding to messages from morning till night...

Explaining my services over and over...

Being polite and "customer-friendly"...

Only to watch my potential clients vanish into thin air the moment I asked for payment.

My DMs were FLOODED but my bank account was DRY AF.

Sounds familiar?

I would just stare at my phone screen in disappointment and disgust.

But I never knew there was a missing link responsible for this premium shege I was seeing:

Because…

THE PROBLEM WASN'T WHAT I WAS SELLING. 

THE PROBLEM WAS MY MESSAGES.

Here's What I Discovered That Night...

While I was busy typing "Good morning sir, hope you're doing well" like every other desperado in Nigeria...

While I was saying "Please check your DM" like a broken record...

While I was letting potential clients control every conversation in the name of politeness...

The smart sellers were using SECRET SCRIPTS that made their customers BEG to buy from them.

Scripts so powerful that:

✅Time-wasters became serious buyers

✅Price objections turned into immediate payments

✅"Let me think about it" became "Send your account details NOW"

And once I discovered these utterly compelling script patterns...

Everything changed.

Within 29 days of using them:

I began to get messages like these:

My Name Is Paschal...

And I'm about to save you from the HELL I lived in for 5 years.

The hell of having your DMs flooded with interested customers who never buy ANYTHING.

The hell of reaching out to potential clients and never hearing back.

The hell of getting ghosted because you unknowingly said something that chased them away. 

I know you've been there:

You post your products and services on WhatsApp status... Instagram stories... Facebook... TikTok… Linkedin…

People start asking questions immediately.

Your DMs start popping with questions.

You think "Finally! Today is my day!"

You spend HOURS trying to respond to messages...

Being patient with difficult clients...

Explaining every detail about your products and services...

Answering the same question 50 times...

Only to end the day with Low sales, ZERO Clients, and a phone battery that died from overtyping.

Meanwhile…

🛑YOUR RENT IS STILL UNPAID. 

🛑YOUR FAMILY IS STILL ASKING FOR MONEY.

🛑YOUR BUSINESS EXPENSES ARE STILL PENDING ON YOUR NECK.

That frustration can drive you INSANE!

But here's what nobody tells you...

Those "Interested" Folks Aren't Really The Problem...

YOUR MESSAGES ARE!

Every day, millions of Nigerian business owners make the SAME deadly mistakes:

❌Saying "Please check your DM" (Generic!)

❌Having NO tactical follow-up (Customers forgotten!)

❌Not knowing how to handle price objections (Sales killer!)

❌Competing on ‘price’ instead of ‘value’ (Race to the bottom!)

❌Accepting "I'm still thinking about it" as a final answer (Money lost!)

❌Starting with "Good morning sir/ma, hope you're doing well" (Boring!)

❌Being too polite and letting customers control the conversation (Weak!)

Meanwhile, 

The sellers who are making MILLIONS every month are using completely different scripts.

✅Scripts based on PSYCHOLOGY, not politeness.

✅Scripts that make customers feel COMPELLED to buy, not pressured.

✅Scripts that turn objections into opportunities and time-wasters into instant buyers.

And today, I'm going to give you every single one of them in an exclusive and carefully curated PDF file which I have compiled as…

And YES!!! It's just ₦2K!

Guess what?


One Agbero in Ojuelegba JUST spent 2X times that amount on Erujeje and highness and you can bet he's gonna do it all over again tomorrow with his full chest!


But I digress. 


MEANWHILE...



This might just be that ‘urgent ₦2K’ your business and career needs TODAY to start seeing that heavy downpour of prospects who will gladly PAY you in ways that'll make you look like an EFCC target.


WHY THIS CHEAP?


I'll be blunt with you,


It saddens me each time I see Nigerians get excited about something they know will definitely improve the quality of their lives but all of a sudden...


They QUIT—


Because they realized they couldn't afford the price. 


Moreover, hasn't T-PAIN already made enough things in this country UNaffordable?


Exactly!


I believe you deserve a fighting chance here!


And after all the mental torture your prospects must have put you through over the years...


You deserve to see the kind of results that will put smiles on your face EVERYDAY regardless of your niche or situation.


No excuses.

What You'll Get Inside "The Viral ₦2K Social Media Cash Script"

Script #1: THE OBSESSION OPENER

The psychological message that makes complete strangers feel like you "get them" and want to patronize you immediately. (Fashion sellers using this are closing 7 out of 10 inquiries!)

Script #2: THE GHOST BUSTER

What to send when customers go silent for days. This one message can bring them running back in no time and ready for payment!

Script #3: THE PRICE DEFENDER

The exact words to use when someone says "Your price is too high." Watch them take back their words and align with you within minutes. (This alone is worth ₦50,000)

Script #4: THE AUTHORITY CRUSHER

How to handle clients who are undecided without losing the sale.

Script #5: THE URGENCY CREATOR

Create genuine scarcity that makes customers panic-buy your products. (Use this carefully - it's THAT powerful)

Script #6: THE PAYMENT COLLECTOR

The psychological sequence that gets customers and clients to send payment without feeling pressured or manipulated.

Script #7: THE UPSELL ANGEL

How to make existing customers buy MORE from you. (One Graphics guy used this to double his monthly income!)

And 5 FREE CASH-READY BONUSES!!!

BONUS 1: The DM Objection Killers

Every possible client objection and the EXACT response that turns "No" into "Send your account details!"

This is that crucial point where your choice of words will either get you PAID consistently or GHOSTED forever!

BONUS 2: Status/Story Update Templates That Generate Inquiries

The social media posts that make customers inbox you first asking "How much?" instead of you chasing them!

BONUS 3: The Psychology Behind Every Script

Understand WHY these messages work so you can create your own tailor-made money-making scripts for any situation.

BONUS 4: The Unknown Mistakes Section

Find out some of the common market language blunders you may be using NOW and how it is repelling crucial clients and customers.

BONUS 5: The Stratification Rule

If you practice this rule as a service provider, you will NEVER encounter any real client without getting paid.

But Wait... Let Me Tell You What Makes These Scripts Deadly!

I'm not just giving you some copy-and-paste templates that might stop working next month.

I'm handing you the keys that unlock the PSYCHOLOGY behind customer behavior.

  • Why they buy.
  • Why they object.
  • Why they disappear.

And exactly what to say to make them take action.

Once you understand these triggers, you'll never struggle with stressing people to choose you again.

Whether you're selling:

  • Freelance services
  • Fashion items
  • Consultation
  • Gadgets
  • Courses
  • Food

ANYTHING.

As long as it involves chatting with someone who can pay you for it!

These scripts work because they were built and battle-tested on how the average customer/client makes buying decisions.

It has not changed since stone age.

And it won't change until rapture.

I am highly confident that if you follow the scripts religiously, it will work excellently for you beyond measure...

And to further prove my guarantee,

If after 29 days you don't see ANY tangible upgrade in your sales or client acquisition results...

DM me DIRECTLY!

I Will Personally Apologize to You for Wasting Your Time and I'll refund your money ASAP!

NO. QUESTIONS. ASKED.

Watch this:

Imagine these scripts help you close just ONE deal you would've normally lost to 'let me think about it.'

Just one.

The scripts would have already paid for itself and given you change on top!

Which means...

The real question can't be 'should I get this?'

The real question should be...

"Can I afford to keep losing these sales and clients because I didn't get this?"

You see,

I’ve spent half a decade saying rubbish to crucial clients. 

I’ve also spent nearly half that time learning directly from some of the greatest sales closers that have walked the surface of this planet.

And I can humbly say that:

I know EXACTLY what chases buyers away and what makes them open their bank app.

Now…

Here's What Happens When You Start Using This Cash Script...

Week 1: You'll start seeing responses you've NEVER gotten before. Customers who usually waste your time will start taking you very seriously.

Week 2: Your conversion rate will skyrocket. Instead of 10 inquiries resulting in 1 or no sale, you could be closing 3-5 out of every 10 people who message you.

Week 3: You'll start making more money from FEWER inquiries. No more spending all day responding to time-wasters. Just qualified buyers ready to pay.

Week 4: Your friends will start asking "show us the way boss” because the quality of your business—and your life will visibly improve. And you'll just smile.

Week 5: You'll never again end the day with a flooded DM and an empty bank account. Every inquiry becomes a potential sale. Every conversation can become money in your pocket.

Look, I could easily charge ₦50,000 for these scripts.

In fact, I know course creators charging ₦100,000 for information that is not half as practical as this.

YES. I bought their courses and watched my money backfire! 

But I remember what it felt like to struggle and be desperate...

Spending my entire day responding to messages from people who never paid...

Going to bed frustrated and wondering if 'the bag’ was even worth chasing...

That's why I didn’t price this like a GURU.

I want every serious Nigerian entrepreneur and service provider to be able to afford this because your skill—and your products deserve to be taken more seriously!

"Yes I want to Maximize My Sales and Compel More Clients!"

Meanwhile… This Stupid-Cheap Price Could Skyrocket Any Minute Now...


Because I'm growing tired of seeing messages like this...

In fact,

2 of my friends have already mocked me enough for pricing this so low.

"You SHOULD have added more money on this thing werey!" they said.

And honestly... they’re NOT wrong.

So I can't promise this ₦2K price will stay here indefinitely.

Don't say I didn't warn you. 

E dey be things.

This could be THAT missing link you need to get ahead —light years ahead— of everyone else in your niche

Only if you get it at this laughable 2K price.

P.S

DO NOT GET THESE SCRIPTS IF:

❌You're looking for "get rich quick" magic

❌You're NOT serious about making money

❌You don't have a product or service to sell 

BUT GET THEM IF:

✅You're frustrated with going in circles financially while others progress

✅You're SICK of customers who ghost you after wasting your time

✅You want every inquiry to end with "send your account details"

✅You need scripts that can work for ANY hustle you're running

✅You're FED UP with busy DMs but a BROKE bank account

P.P.S: 

Like I said, 

Everyone deserves a fighting chance at doing better in life and in their business. 

I know that because of my past struggles.

And the fact that you have read to this point is a sign that you genuinely WANT to stop struggling like that too.

Well here’s your chance.

Take my hand today!

So you can stop ending the day annoyed and frustrated, 

Wondering why they left you on read…

Wondering why they keep inquiring and disappearing…

Remember,

These aren't just scripts - 

They are the psychological triggers that influence customers and clients to WANT TO PAY YOU

And once you trigger this psychology, you'll never struggle with chasing customers and clients ever again.

Change your script. Change your story!

I wish you all the best!

See you on the money side.

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